Coin Incident

The Coin Incident is the prevailing cosmological model for the observable universe. Occured around 2015 AD, an ultrasonic roar that created ripples in our superfluid universe was heard from Teknikkorridoren. Scholars have concluded the source of origin to be a young, nerdy, white, sexually frustrated individual named Gabriel. The reason for his impotent outburst at his friend John was due to a disagreement in how a game of Hearthstone was supposed to be played. According to the cameraman, who wishes to be anonymous for safety purposes, the roar from Gabriel shattered several windows throughout the school.