Lil Phat

Lil Phat - aka elias ejderhamn, is a fucking idiot and it deserves death penalty. The origin of this one brain-celled creature is unknown, but evidence shows that it was probably devised into this realm just to fuck shit up for everyone, especially Mc Gandhis relationships between his romantic interests. Lil Phats main ability is to predict the worst possible outcome and then execute various scenarios to make that outcome become reality. This creature has extremely powerful abilities that has severe consequences. The only known way to prevent this dumb* motherfuckers powers is to exile it.

* it is unknown whether the motives of Lil Phat are of evil or good, however, since it only brings doom it can be speculated that it is inherently evil, which, in turn nullifies the statement that it is dumb if it succeeds with it evil schemes.

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